Peter Pan: I like having mothers, but they're always trying to make me grow up. Well, almost always. Sophie's my mother now. She's Wendy's daughter, or daughter's daughter, or daughter's daughter's niece. Or something. Anyway, mothers keep trying to make you grow up and be a man, so I expected Sophie would too, and I told her I wasn't about to grow up and get a beard and work in a bank. But then she kept agreeing with me. "No," she said, "it's actually a really bad time to be a grown-up. The houses are really expensive and the wages are really low and my mom says the American dream is dead." Then she started talking about late stage capitalism, and a lot of other boring stuff. I asked if I could fight late stage capitalism with my sword, but she said no. I could probably fight Jeff Bezos, though. I don't know if she was serious.
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