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Note: This rating reflects my happiness with the audio version of Burn Me Deadly. Four stars for the print version. Listen to a sample of this audiobook here.

Ah, the combination of Alex Bledsoe (the author), Eddie LaCrosse (the hero) and Stefan Rudnicki (the reader) — it doesn’t get much better than that!

Burn Me Deadly is the sequel to The Sword-Edged Blonde, which I adored, and since Mr. Bledsoe has been picked up by Tor, I’m guessing I’m not the only one who felt that way. I’m happy to report that I enjoyed Burn Me Deadly even more than The Sword-Edged Blonde. Mr. Bledsoe’s got a good thing going here and I think his success results primarily from three factors:

  1. His writing style is consistently clear, spare, and straightforward. There is no feel of a conscious attempt to be stylish, yet there are occasional beautiful insights and figures of speech (especially Eddie’s similes) and a splash of grim humor. This style works perfectly with the first-person voice and noir style of these books — just the facts, ma’am.
  2. His hero is mature (not an angsty teenager) and naturally likable. Eddie LaCrosse is just a normal guy. Well, he’s actually from a minor noble family, but this is almost irrelevant so far. (I’m not sure if Mr. Bledsoe plans to capitalize on Eddie’s connections later, but if so, thankfully there’s no foreshadowing.) Eddie’s got some serious skills since he worked as a sword-jockey, but he doesn’t have any magical powers or instruments, or any sort of prophecy, destiny, or hero complex.
  3. His plot is quick, exciting, tense, and realistic. There are no foreshadowed events or ridiculous plot contortions to get characters in the right places at the right times, and the things you think you see coming don’t come. You often feel like you’re reading a straight crime novel (in a different world), until suddenly there’s a god or a dragon. Also, nothing is prettied up. Sex happens, torture happens, swearing happens, murders happen. Not in an Abercrombie shock-value kind of way; just in a real-life kind of way.

Those three things make for a terrific original fantasy, but add in one more factor — Stefan Rudnicki as the reader in the audio version — and you’ve got something that goes beyond. Rudnicki is always a wonderful reader, but this part was made for him. Not only does he have the perfect deep gruff voice for noir, but he also pulls off female characters quite well. Kudos to Blackstone Audio for recognizing this delicious pairing.

If you listen to audiobooks, you absolutely must choose that format for The Eddie LaCrosse Mysteries. If you don’t listen to audiobooks, it’s time to start with The Sword-Edged Blonde.

~Kat Hooper

fantasy book reviews science fiction book reviewsfantasy book reviews Alex Bledsoe Eddie LaCrosse Mysteries 2. Burn Me Deadly“Every instinct screamed that this damsel was trouble the same way a hurricane was rain.”

Even so, when Laura Lesperitt dashes out in front of his horse one moonlit night, in the middle of nowhere, grizzled sword-jockey Eddie LaCrosse offers to help her. But before Eddie even knows what the trouble is, Laura’s on the wrong side of death’s river, and he’s going under. With the help of his equally tough and tender girlfriend, Liz, Eddie tries to get back on his feet and into the heart of a mystery that brings together the roughest criminals in Eddie’s (Southern-flavored) backwater town of Neceda, misplaced royalty, and bizarre tales of mythical beasts.

Burn Me Deadly (the second of the Eddie LaCrosse Mysteries) is a worthy follow-up to The Sword-Edged Blonde by the talented (and funny) Alex Bledsoe. All the elements that made The Sword-Edged Blonde a fresh and furious ride remain: a fast plot; distinctive minor characters; well-conceived and realistic action scenes; and above all, Eddie’s clear, gruffly honest narrative, served up like throat-burning whiskey in a chipped mug with some wisecrack or another painted on the outside:

“I told them a blow to your head was the least likely way to kill you, since it couldn’t hit anything vital.”
“You scared the hell out of me.”

“If I’d done that, there’d be nothing left of you.”

Or this one, for literary elitists (like this reviewer):

“I’ll be glad when we get him hung,” Gary said.
“Hanged,” Argoset and I corrected in unison.

Burn Me Deadly differs from The Sword-Edged Blonde in that the central mystery isn’t as far-reaching or metaphysically complex, which places the former much more squarely in the sword-and-sorcery genre. (This is simply an observation.) While both books can stand alone, I do recommend reading The Sword-Edged Blonde first. If you like it, Burn Me Deadly is a natural follow-up and may be even more appealing to readers who prefer more straightforward tales. All in all, Mr. Bledsoe has a good thing going here, and readers should hold out hope that Eddie and Liz get some well-deserved rest before the next storm of trouble heads their way. Four moonlit blades.

~Rob Rhodes

The Eddie LaCrosse Mysteries — (2009) Above Angelina’s Tavern in down-and-dirty Neceda you’ll find the office of Eddie LaCrosse, a freelance sword jockey who, for twenty-five gold pieces a day, will take on any task short of murder for hire. Eddie’s on his way back from a routine investigation when his horse almost runs down a half-naked blonde in serious trouble. Against his better judgment, he promises to protect the frightened young woman, only to find himself waylaid by unknown assailants and left for dead beside her mutilated body. Eddie isn’t the kind of guy to just let something like this pass. But who killed Laura Lesperitt? Eddie’s quest for payback leads him to a tangled mystery involving a notorious crime lord, a backwoods dragon cult, royal scandals, and a duplicitous femme fatale who has trouble keeping her clothes on. As bodies pile up, attracting the unwelcome attention of the king’s guards, Eddie must use all his wits if he hopes to survive….

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  • Kat Hooper

    KAT HOOPER, who started this site in June 2007, earned a Ph.D. in neuroscience and psychology at Indiana University (Bloomington) and now teaches and conducts brain research at the University of North Florida. When she reads fiction, she wants to encounter new ideas and lots of imagination. She wants to view the world in a different way. She wants to have her mind blown. She loves beautiful language and has no patience for dull prose, vapid romance, or cheesy dialogue. She prefers complex characterization, intriguing plots, and plenty of action. Favorite authors are Jack Vance, Robin Hobb, Kage Baker, William Gibson, Gene Wolfe, Richard Matheson, and C.S. Lewis.

  • Rob Rhodes

    ROB RHODES was graduated from The University of the South and The Tulane University School of Law and currently works as a government attorney. He has published several short stories and is a co-author of the essay “Sword and Sorcery Fiction,” published in Books and Beyond: The Greenwood Encyclopedia of New American Reading. In 2008, Rob was named a Finalist in The L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future Contest. Rob retired from FanLit in September 2010 after more than 3 years at FanLit. He still reviews books and conducts interviews for us occasionally. You can read his latest news at Rob's blog.