fantasy book reviews science fiction book reviewsfantasy book reviews Joe Abercrombie The First Law 2. Before They are HangedBefore They are Hanged

Before They are Hanged (2007) begins just where The Blade Itself left off and continues the stories of Logen, West, Jezal, Ferro, Bayaz, Glokta, and company. Expect more of the same in this novel: brutal fighting, sickening torture, nasty politics, ruthless characters, and barbarian grammar.

This recipe mostly works — the plot is interesting, the pace is fast, there’s a bit of humor, and the characters are well-developed and continue to grow. I certainly enjoyed the story. There were a few things, however, that keep me from giving this novel (and the series) “favorite” status.

First, the editing needs a bit more polish. I find it jarring to read sentences which are missing antecedents or punctuation:

“He glanced sideways and caught Luthar’s eye, licking his lips nervously in the gloom, wet hair plastered to his face.” (I don’t know whose lips are being licked here.)

“Jezal half expected a string of drool to escape from his toothless mouth it was hanging open so wide.”
“Now it came to the test there was an invisible wall between them.”

The First Law Trilogy: The Blade Itself, Before They are Hanged, Last Argument of Kings by Joe AbercrombieSecond, much of the language was vulgar and uncouth (e.g., use of “tits” instead of “breasts” in both dialogue and narration) and the sex scenes, which involved mostly grunting and cussing, seemed more like animal than human couplings. I realize that this was the tone that Mr. Abercrombie was going for, but some of it was unpalatable.

Third, some of the secondary characters’ bad personalities were over-the-top. I felt like this was a technique used to give the main characters, who have few benevolent qualities of their own, a nobility boost. I am having trouble truly liking any of the main characters (except Logen — I like him), but I do sense that they are being slowly developed and I hope I’ll like them better in Last Argument of Kings.

Last, I’ve said it before: I NEED A MAP! Why can’t I have a map?

Gee, I’ve complained more than praised, but I did enjoy Before They are Hanged for all the reasons I enjoyed The Blade Itself. I’m just explaining why I can’t give THE FIRST LAW the five stars that so many other reviewers (here and elsewhere) have. Tomorrow I will purchase Last Argument of Kings. Perhaps that is praise enough.

Published in 2007. Superior Glokta has a problem. How do you defend a city surrounded by enemies and riddled with traitors, when your allies can by no means be trusted, and your predecessor vanished without a trace? It’s enough to make a torturer want to run – if he could even walk without a stick. Northmen have spilled over the border of Angland and are spreading fire and death across the frozen country. Crown Prince Ladisla is poised to drive them back and win undying glory. There is only one problem—he commands the worst-armed, worst-trained, worst-led army in the world. And Bayaz, the First of the Magi, is leading a party of bold adventurers on a perilous mission through the ruins of the past. The most hated woman in the South, the most feared man in the North, and the most selfish boy in the Union make a strange alliance, but a deadly one. They might even stand a chance of saving mankind from the Eaters—if they didn’t hate each other quite so much. Ancient secrets will be uncovered. Bloody battles will be won and lost. Bitter enemies will be forgiven—but not before they are hanged.


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