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“I need a woman ‘bout twice my height, statuesque, raven-tressed, a goddess of the night.”

By the time future baby-boomer classic Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (the lack of a hyphen in the title is annoying) was released in May 1958, moviegoers in theatres and drive-ins across the U.S. had already been exposed to all sorts of radiation-induced terrors. Jump-started by the prehistoric rhedosaurus unleashed by atomic testing in 1952’s The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms, the trend was soon followed by another prehistoric radioactive nightmare, Gojira, and then the real onslaught began: giant ants in Them!, a giant octopus in It Came From Beneath the Sea, a giant arachnid in Tarantula, more giant insects in Beginning of the End, The Deadly Mantis and The Black Scorpion, giant mollusks in The Monster That Challenged the World and on and on. The Incredible Shrinking Man, in April ’57, told what might be the first tale of radioactivity’s mutating effect on a human being, followed up six months later by a film that went in the opposite direction, The Amazing Colossal Man.

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman can be seen as a distaff version of that latter film. Produced on the cheap for only $88,000, the film surprised everyone by being a tremendous hit, returning $480,000 at the box office. Both reviled as a “camp classic bomb” and beloved as a hugely entertaining boomer piece of nostalgia, the film is very much a product of its time. This viewer had not seen Attack… in over 40 years (it used to be shown very often on NYC TV’s Chiller Theatre in the early to mid-’60s; indeed, several scenes from the film were part of Chiller‘s chilling intro), and I was amazed at how much I remembered from it, and how many scenes seem to have made an indelible impression (such as that homely, screaming nurse, and a car being lifted by a giant, furry hand). This is most assuredly a film that, once seen, can never be forgotten.

In it, cult actress Allison Hayes plays Nancy Archer, a millionairess who lives in a small California town with her philandering hubby, Harry (William Hudson, who had also starred in The Amazing Colossal Man). Distraught after seeing a globular flying saucer and its “30-foot-tall,” bald-headed alien crewman in the desert one night, Nancy’s lot is made even worse when no one will believe her, and when Harry and his paramour, bar floozy Honey Parker (cult actress Yvette Vickers), conspire to have her re-institutionalized. And then things get even more dire for Nancy, when, after another run-in with the giant alien, she starts to grow at an alarming rate…

It is hard to defend so silly a motion picture as this one, but darn it, Attack… DOES have many fine qualities going for it, and is not nearly as campy as one would expect. The acting across the board is uniformly fine, especially by the three leads; Nathan Juran’s (listed here as “Nathan Hertz,” for some strange reason; his other “psychotronic” credits include 20 Million Miles to Earth, The Brain From Planet Arous, The Deadly Mantis, The 7th Voyage of Sinbad and First Men in the Moon) direction is effective and often decidedly imaginative; the photography by (executive producer) Jacques Marquette is moody and sometimes noir-ish; Mark Hanna’s screenplay is often intelligent — it  surprisingly makes mention of “filaria” and “pituitary fossa” — not to mention concise and amusing (he had also scripted The Amazing Colossal Man); and Ronald Stein’s music is occasionally eerie and gripping. And while the lousy FX utilized in the film — that  ridiculous giant-hand construct; those poorly done, see-through matte shots — could  certainly have been bettered, they yet still have a certain endearing charm that the 1993 TV remake (featuring Daryl Hannah) and 1995 spoof Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold could not match. Though it might have been nice to have seen Nancy going on a longer rampage than the brief, somnolent walk through town that the film gives us (the original script DID feature a lengthier rampage sequence), what we DO get is still mighty fun.

Sadly, the two cult actresses in the film (Hayes’ other beloved films include Zombies of Mora Tau, The Unearthly and The Crawling Hand, while Vickers, of course, would go on to star in another classic “Attack” picture the following year: Attack of the Giant Leeches) share virtually no screen time together, up until the time Nancy literally tears the roof off the dump in the film’s unforgettable climactic scene. And as for poor Harry, seeing this film as an adult only reinforces the notion of what an incredible schmuck the man is. Not only is his millionaire wife a dishier babe than his mistress, but also more honest, decent and loving, too. Thus, one can truly enjoy seeing Harry get his just desserts from this woman scorned; how modern-day feminists must love seeing this empowered gal give it back in spades to the man who had wronged her!


  • Sandy Ferber

    SANDY FERBER, on our staff since April 2014 (but hanging around here since November 2012), is a resident of Queens, New York and a product of that borough's finest institution of higher learning, Queens College. After a "misspent youth" of steady and incessant doses of Conan the Barbarian, Doc Savage and any and all forms of fantasy and sci-fi literature, Sandy has changed little in the four decades since. His favorite author these days is H. Rider Haggard, with whom he feels a strange kinship -- although Sandy is not English or a manored gentleman of the 19th century -- and his favorite reading matter consists of sci-fi, fantasy and horror... but of the period 1850-1960. Sandy is also a devoted buff of classic Hollywood and foreign films, and has reviewed extensively on the IMDb under the handle "ferbs54." Film Forum in Greenwich Village, indeed, is his second home, and Sandy at this time serves as the assistant vice president of the Louie Dumbrowski Fan Club....

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