We’re always on the lookout for horrible SFF covers that need renaming.
When we tweeted our review for this book last week, author Myke Cole pointed out that this awful cover is really begging to be renamed:
Folks. This cover is crying out for alternate titles. Something more clever than “Behold! My glowing junk!” Please. https://t.co/UKieUzZ2ZO
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) August 11, 2017
Yeah, he’s right, and there are lots of good suggestions in that thread (my favorite is “Gold Member” by @yourmomcjp).
Add your title here and the creator of the one we like best wins a book from our stacks.
Got a suggestion for a horrible cover that needs renaming? Please send it to Kat.
“Well, I hope this spell makes it bigger.”
“Telekinetic Blacksmith and the Hottest Rod”
“Alvin Maker & the Codpiece of Doom” seems fitting in a post-Potter world.
Alvin the Shirtless Band Conductor and the Golden “What the Hell Kind of Instrument is This?”
“Hip Replacements: Dos and Don’ts.”
“Be careful with the Midas Touch!”
Arise, Goldmember, arise.
Look Ma, No Hands!
Alvin and the Internalised Homophobia of Doucheland
Steven Schend, you are our winner! Iff you live in the USA, you win a book of your choice from our stacks.
Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!