Thoughtful Thursday: Rename this horrible cover!

We’re always on the lookout for horrible SFF covers that need renaming.

When we tweeted our review for this book last week, author Myke Cole pointed out that this awful cover is really begging to be renamed:


Yeah, he’s right, and there are lots of good suggestions in that thread (my favorite is “Gold Member” by @yourmomcjp).

Add your title here and the creator of the one we like best wins a book from our stacks

Got a suggestion for a horrible cover that needs renaming? Please send it to Kat.

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  1. Bobby Berry /

    “Well, I hope this spell makes it bigger.”

  2. “Telekinetic Blacksmith and the Hottest Rod”

  3. “Alvin Maker & the Codpiece of Doom” seems fitting in a post-Potter world.

  4. August Grappin /

    Alvin the Shirtless Band Conductor and the Golden “What the Hell Kind of Instrument is This?”

    Book I

  5. John Smith /

    “Hip Replacements: Dos and Don’ts.”

  6. Arcanist Lupus /

    “Be careful with the Midas Touch!”

  7. Sethia /

    Arise, Goldmember, arise.

  8. Sandyg265 /

    Look Ma, No Hands!

  9. David Jebb /

    Alvin and the Internalised Homophobia of Doucheland

  10. Steven Schend, you are our winner! Iff you live in the USA, you win a book of your choice from our stacks.
    Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!

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