Zoe’s Tale: “The Last Colony” from Zoe’s perspective

Zoe’s Tale by John Scalzi

Zoe’s Tale (2008), the fourth book in John Scalzi’s OLD MAN’S WAR series, is the same story we were told in book three, The Last Colony, except it’s from Zoe’s perspective. Zoe is the 17-year-old daughter of the traitorous scientist Charles Boutin. Jane Sagan and John Perry adopted Zoe when she was a small child and they’ve been farming on one of Earth’s colonies for years. Now, though, the family is off to lead the settlers of a new colony called Roanoke (uh-oh). When they get there they realize they’ve been duped and life on Roanoke has a lot more going on than just terraforming a new planet.

While I was reading The Last Colony there were several times I wondered “what’s Zoe doing?” or “what does Zoe think about this?” or even “is Zoe the sweet innocent teenager her parents think she is?” I guess John Scalzi knew I was wondering those things, because the sole purpose of Zoe’s Tale is to let us know what Zoe was doing and thinking all this time. Thus we hear the same plot again — there isn’t really any plot progression — but we do get to know Zoe and we get information about the events that only Zoe experienced in The Last Colony. Mostly these occur at the end of the story when Zoe has a major role in saving Roanoke colony.

I liked getting to know Zoe in this novel, but I found the lack of new plot to be disappointing. I also was not convinced by Scalzi’s characterization of Zoe, mainly because she and her teenage friends banter with each other as if John Scalzi was writing their dialogue. They’re just too clever to be believed.

My favorite characters in Zoe’s Tale were Hickory and Dickory, the aliens who revere Zoe’s father and act as Zoe’s bodyguards. Their lack of a sense of humor, literal interpretation of human speech, and deadpan delivery of their lines is charming. I listened to Tavia Gilbert’s narration and she does a wonderful job with them (and Zoe and the rest of the characters, too). Hickory and Dickory also supply some background information about one of the alien races that I hope we will see more of in a future installment.

If you’re not interested in a sometimes angsty teenage girl’s perspective of the events that occurred in The Last Colony, there’s no reason to read Zoe’s Tale. If you haven’t read The Last Colony you could read Zoe’s Tale instead — you’d be caught up with the story so far. I don’t know if Scalzi plans for Zoe to be protagonist in a future book. If she is, then I’ll be glad I read this story of her childhood and teenage years.

I’m giving Zoe’s Tale 3.5 stars for those who haven’t read The Last Colony. In that case it’s an enjoyable novel with a lot of plot and some great characters. If you have read The Last Colony, I’d give this book a 3 star rating. It’s just not enough new plot.

~Kat Hooper

Zoe’s Tale, the fifth book in John Scalzi’s OLD MAN’S WAR series, is told from the point of view of Zoe Boutin-Perry. Zoe’s biological father was a human scientist who gave self-awareness to the race of the Obin. Unfortunately, Earth and the Colonial Union were at war with the Obin at the time. Boutin was a traitor in the minds of humans. To the Obin, he was a god, and Zoe is the daughter of a god. She is a cultural icon to the Obin. When her father was killed, Zoe was adopted by John and Jane Perry. Two Obin companions, who Zoe calls Hickory and Dickory, follow her everywhere and also function as a security detail. And they broadcast nearly every aspect of Zoe’s life back home to the Obin planets.

In Zoe’s Tale, we hear the events of the colonialization of Roanoke, the CU’s last colony (and the setting of the book The Last Colony) from her point of view, that of a super-smart, self-sufficient, very self-confident seventeen-year-old. I don’t think Zoe or her friend Gretchen are realistic teenaged girls, but they are girls I would have loved reading about when I was a teenager.

I liked the early parts of the book, when Zoe meets Gretchen, and the boy who is her first official boyfriend, Enzo. I enjoy any scene with Zoe, Hickory and Dickory, since the Obin are extremely literal and do not have a sense of humor, or at least one that includes word-play. Or perhaps they do, and it is very subtle. That uncertainty is played for laughs throughout the book.

Zoe and the Obin play a big role in saving Roanoke, and we get to see the details of that salvation. The Obin will give Zoe anything she requires, and she knows that. This is a race whose members will sacrifice themselves by the thousands to achieve an objective, and Zoe knows that too. I thought a point in the book where Zoe affects shock and horror on finding out that a group of Obin had done just that didn’t ring true. Zoe is struggling with her identity, who she is to the Obin as well as what she is, but the Obin do what they were going to do anyway, so I’m not sure what the lesson was. And halfway through Zoe’s stirring speech to her Obin followers, I started hearing Kenneth Branagh in my head saying, “…but we in it shall be remembered, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers,” so maybe I got distracted.

A big disappointment, one that I can’t reveal without major spoilers, was the story about Zoe and one of the intelligent natives on Roanoke, the “werewolves.” I had hoped that Zoe’s Tale would resolve a dangling plot-thread. Zoe morphed into a cross between Supergirl and Professor Xavier for this sequence, and then failed to follow through with the colony leaders. It’s just possible that Zoe’s decision not to tell anyone what had happened with the werewolves leaves the colony in a worse situation than I thought they were in.

On the other hand, watching Zoe and Enzo meet, fall in love, fight, break up and come to some sort of resolution was touching, and deftly handled. (With two nonhuman killer bodyguards, Zoe is not an easy girl to approach.) And while it might not have felt completely believable, I enjoyed watching Zoe interact with the Obin, with the Conclave and even with the remote, superior and cruel Consu.

There is no new ground here, but for people who like their science fiction escapist and their heroines brilliant, brave and snarky, Zoe’s Tale is a good read.

~Marion Deeds