The Crystal Crown by Brenda Clough
The Crystal Crown is basically a simple story. Liras-Ven, an unassuming and softspoken gardener, is chosen to be his nation’s next king, much to his horror. He makes a few bumbling attempts to extricate himself from the situation before settling down to endure a comical succession of royal duties and a military campaign that will test his resolve as leader as well as his ties to those he holds… he h….*snore*
Huh? What? Oh… right, yes. Anyway, The Crystal Crown measures in at about 230 pages in a pocket-size paperback, so it’s hardly a doorstopper, yet I must say I found it incredibly difficult to work my way through it. Having said that, most of the components that make up this novel are actually quite good. Clough’s prose is very deft, her sense of humor is charming, and the characters are overall fairly distinct. Her fantasy universe isn’t exactly deep, but what there is of it is well-constructed. I very much liked some of the scenes, and once in a while I would find myself thinking that Clough’s turn of phrase was really very clever here or there. Let me reiterate one more time: B.W. Clough is a good author, and from a purely technical standpoint there’s little wrong with how the novel plays out. On the other hand, it is rather boring.
Most of the problem, I think, stems from a conspicuous lack of urgency to the text. Particularly in the opening chapters, the novel doesn’t display any clear sense of direction, and foreshadowing is practically nonexistent. Instead, Liras-Ven just talks. A lot. He makes observations about his country, about his family, about the vaguely troublesome situation in which he finds himself, and so on. If he were an interesting character he might be able to carry it off, but while decently drawn, he’s exactly the sort of everyman hero we’ve all seen a thousand times before. We know just what he’ll do before he does it, and indeed even Liras-Ven seems to know, so that he doesn’t bother getting excited about it when it happens.
The supporting cast is, as I said above, distinct. However, that doesn’t make them particularly interesting or original either. The “magus” or court magician is The Wizard. That’s about all there is to his character: he simply embodies the trope and calls it a day. His apprentice is Liras-Ven’s sidekick. The end. Then there are the snippy, rival matriarchs; the celibate sisterhood of Amazon-style warriors; the gruff barbarian chieftain; the wise and exotic foreign merchant, et cetera, et cetera. It’s impossible to become invested in the narrative because not only are the characters such obvious and blatant archetypes, but their interactions are rather perfunctory and muted, as though Clough recognizes she only needs to touch vaguely on the emotions that are at play to give us the gist of what will happen when Trope A collides with Trope B.
Overall, I can’t call it a bad novel, but The Crystal Crown just isn’t anything special. The emotional content is perfunctory, the characters are bland and recognizable, and it’s very difficult to care about what might happen next.
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