Old Venus by Gardner Dozois & George R.R. MartinOld Venus by Gardner Dozois & George R.R. MartinOld Venus by Gardner Dozois & George R.R. Martin

George R.R. Martin and Gardner Dozois’s themed anthologies are some of the most popular on the market these days. Soliciting the genre’s best-known mainstream writers, selecting highly familiar themes, and letting the length run to 500+ pages, RoguesWarriorsDangerous WomenSongs of the Dying EarthOld Mars, and others are among the bestselling anthologies in recent years. Once again not trying to reinvent the wheel, the duo released Old Venus in 2015 with all of the above attributes.

If you catch a hint of disdain in the opening paragraph, it’s real. Old Venus is yet another interminable sequence of stories by authors using familiar modes and motifs stuck in the same setting. Therefore, if mainstream genre is your bread and butter, you can skip the rest of this review and buy the anthology. What follows will only upset you.

Seemingly all (though in reality not all) of the generally lackluster stories in Old Venus feature swamps, jungles, frog/reptile-esque aliens, steamy climate, and a plot as retro as Hugo Gernsback could ever want. Almost all are novelettes, so the anthology runs to 600+ pages despite containing only sixteen stories. Monotonous unless supplemented with other reading material in between incursions, this is one of those anthologies that is severely limited by theme and the authors solicited.

“Frogheads” by Allen Steele sublimates all of the stereotypes of Golden Age science fiction, producing, unsurprisingly, a stereotypical story. A man arrives on Venus to a plateful of Russian stereotypes — I mean, strange circumstances — that threaten to hinder his finding and capturing of another man. But the mysterious natives, called Frogheads, throw further spanners in the works in this story of anti-slavery. Repeating the theme but in parable form, Tobias Buckell’s ‘‘Pale Blue Memories’’ tells of survival in extreme circumstances. Lavie Tidhar’s entry “The Drowned Celestial” is more an exercise in writing pulp than a sincere rendering of organic story. The t’s are crossed and i’s dotted as it draws a line straight to pulp-land, but the straightforward, no-frills approach and lack of setup (i.e. no foreshadowing or vividly rendered background details) fail to capture the glory of storytelling the way any good pulp story should. Things happen, and the story ends. It is imitative rather than original, and the reader would be better off reading a Leigh Brackett story to learn how to write pulp.

In Paul McAuley’s “Planet of Fear” those bad Russians are back again, this time in a hard sf tale located in a scientifically impossible setting — a paradox that works against rather than for the story. Using McAuley’s real-life specialty (botany), it details a mysterious disease overtaking a contentious USA-Russia colonization attempt on Venus. Matthew Hughes has a lot of fun with an aristocrat transported against his knowledge to Venus in “Greeves and the Evening Star,” an homage to Wodehouse that falls short of Wodehouse. Of course, his butler may have more fun. Depending on the reader’s tastes, it may or may not be fun for them.

The planetary romance “Bones of Air, Bones of Stone” by Stephen Leigh proves that the dead horse can still be beaten. “The Wizard of the Trees” by Joe R. Lansdale is imitation Edgar Rice Burroughs without the panache (something Lansdale usually possesses, which is strange). A man is magically transported to Venus whereupon, with only his wits and strength, he gets the girl and staves off aggressive aliens amidst green jungles. Told you it was Burroughs-esque … Like Tidhar’s entry, Mike Resnick’s is also imitative of the poorly written side of pulp. “The Godstone of Venus” shows that the writer’s powers have never evolved beyond mediocre in this story of mercenaries hunting a numinous object in the wilds of Venus.

The only story in the anthology worth serious note is Ian McDonald’s “’Botanica Veneris: Thirteen Papercuts’ by Ida Countess Rathangan.” Taking the anthology’s theme as far as it can go stylistically and ideologically, the story is thirteen journal entries by a woman seeking out the fate of the Blue Empress Sapphire, using papercuts (not the bloody variety) of flowers as interludes. The most complex, layered and satisfying story of the bunch, it pushes to the max what is possible in an ‘old Venus’ setting. The best, I guess, was saved for last.

In the end, there is very little of merit to Old Venus save light entertainment for readers who enjoy Golden Age science fantasy written by writers trying to imitate Golden Age science fantasy. Not every entry in the anthology follows that formula, but the import of the whole remains as such. Martin and Dozois have done it again: produced another over-long, narrowly themed, monotonous tome that mainstream readers are sure to slurp up with a green straw.

The following are the sixteen stories anthologized in Old Venus:

  • Frogheads by Allen Steele
  • The Drowned Celestial by Lavie Tidhar
  • Planet of Fear by Paul J. McAuley
  • Greeves and the Evening Star by Matthew Hughes
  • A Planet Called Desire by Gwyneth Jones
  • Living Hell by Joe Haldeman
  • Bones of Air, Bones of Stone by Stephen Leigh
  • Ruins by Eleanor Arnason
  • The Tumbledowns of Cleopatra Abyss by David Brin
  • By Frogsled and Lizardback to Outcast Venusian Lepers by Garth Nix
  • The Sunset of Time by Michael Cassutt
  • Pale Blue Memories by Tobias Buckell
  • The Heart’s Filthy Lesson by Elizabeth Bear
  • The Wizard of the Trees by Joe R. Lansdale
  • The Godstone of Venus by Mike Resnick
  • “Botanica Veneris: Thirteen Papercuts” By Ida Countess Rathangan by Ian McDonald
Published in 2015. Sixteen all-new stories by science fiction’s top talents, collected by bestselling author George R. R. Martin and multiple-award-winning editor Gardner Dozois. From pulp adventures such as Edgar Rice Burroughs’s Carson of Venus to classic short stories such as Ray Bradbury’s “The Long Rain” to visionary novels such as C. S. Lewis’s Perelandra, the planet Venus has loomed almost as large in the imaginations of science fiction writers as Earth’s next-nearest neighbor, Mars. But while the Red Planet conjured up in Golden Age science fiction stories was a place of vast deserts and ruined cities, bright blue Venus was its polar opposite: a steamy, swampy jungle world with strange creatures lurking amidst the dripping vegetation. Alas, just as the last century’s space probes exploded our dreams of Mars, so, too, did they shatter our romantic visions of Venus, revealing, instead of a lush paradise, a hellish world inimical to all life. But don’t despair! This new anthology of sixteen original stories by some of science fiction’s best writers—edited by #1 New York Times bestselling author George R. R. Martin and award-winning editor Gardner Dozois—turns back the clock to that more innocent time, before the hard-won knowledge of science vanquished the infinite possibilities of the imagination. Join our cast of award-winning contributors—including Elizabeth Bear, David Brin, Joe Haldeman, Gwyneth Jones, Mike Resnick, Eleanor Arnason, Allen M. Steele, and more—as we travel back in time to a planet that never was but should have been: a young, rain-drenched world of fabulous monsters and seductive mysteries. FEATURING ALL-NEW STORIES BY Eleanor Arnason • Elizabeth Bear • David Brin • Tobias S. Buckell • Michael Cassutt • Joe Haldeman • Matthew Hughes • Gwyneth Jones • Joe R. Lansdale • Stephen Leigh • Paul McAuley • Ian McDonald • Garth Nix • Mike Resnick • Allen M. Steele • Lavie Tidhar. And an Introduction by Gardner Dozois


  • Jesse Hudson

    JESSE HUDSON, one of our guest reviewers, reads in most fields. He lives in Poland where he works for a big corporation by day and escapes into reading by night. He posts a blog which acts as a healthy vent for not only his bibliophilia, but also his love of culture and travel: Speculiction.

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