Bookshops & Bonedust by Travis Baldree
2023’s Bookshops & Bonedust, by Travis Baldree, is not a sequel to last year’s Legends & Lattes, but a prequel, introducing us to a much younger version of the orc mercenary Viv. Pursing the necromancer Varine the Pale with her band of hired soldiers, Viv is seriously wounded. The gang leaves her to recuperate in the tiny coastal town of Murk. They promise to pick her up on their return home, but Viv chafes at the thought of them fighting without her. She finds two sources of comfort in town. One is the Sea-Song Bakery, where a dwarf baker named Maylee bakes scrumptious treats. The other is a decrepit bookshop, with a foul-mouthed rattkin proprietor named Fern.
Viv’s gift for making friends by treating people right is not infallible. She immediately runs afoul of the town’s Gatewarden, Iridia. Iridia is like a town sheriff, and a recuperating orc with a talent for fighting isn’t who she wants hanging about her town. Viv’s first meeting with a goblin, Gallina, doesn’t go swimmingly either. Pitt, however, a fellow orc who works as a carpenter, and Brand, the owner of the inn where she is staying, like her, and she settles in quickly.
Varine and the threat of necromancy is out on the horizon but of course the real challenge in the story is Fern’s bookshop, and how to bring it back from the precipice of failure. Of course, Viv, who has known only fighting her entire life, uses her intuition to help Fern institute all sorts of new ideas. It helps that Fern has a gift for matching the right book to the right person. In short order, the bookshop is offering “mystery/blind date books” (books wrapped in paper with only a few cryptic clues written on it); author events, and even book-club discussion groups. Viv persuades Maylee to sell some tasty treats in Fern’s shop. More heroically, she persuades Fern to clean, pain and reorganize the shop so it is more inviting.
There has to be some danger in the book, though, and it shows up in the form of a male necromancer. Before Viv can get Iridia to take action about the man, he is found dead. Gallina and Viv steal his satchel, which introduces yet another character into the mix; and brings Varine down upon their trail in no uncertain terms.
Bookshops & Bonedust is good, if predictable, fun. Much of the bookshop-related prose gleams with in-jokes. One of the best parts of the book are the excerpts Baldree writes from the various books Viv reads. There is nothing new here, but Viv and her circle are entertaining, and we root for them. The necromancy is scary and Varine is a believable villain.
Filled with fun and whimsy, this is a great book for the holidays. It might even make a nice stocking-stuffer for the person who loved Legends & Lattes.
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Wow, sounds terrific. Adding it to my list.
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