Thoughtful Thursday: SFF Knock Knock jokes

Knocking At Castle Door In Medieval Obidos-portugal by Ruth Hager. purchase print: https://fineartamerica.com/featured/knocking-at-castle-door-in-medieval-obidos-portugal-ruth-hager.htmlIt’s been more than six years since we created SFF knock-knock jokes, so let’s try it again!

Create and share your own (must be original) SFF-inspired knock-knock joke.

The one that makes us laugh the hardest (or groan the most) wins a book from our stacks.

Here is a groan-worthy joke from our previous contest:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron away! The spiders are coming!


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12 comments

  1. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Thought Police!
    Thought Police who?
    We will ask the questions, you dog!

  2. mary henaghen /

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s there??
    Cow who interrupts.
    Cow who interrupts……
    MOOOOOOO!

  3. April /

    Knock, Knock
    Who’s There?
    Dragon.
    Dragon Who?
    Dragon you out to the Joust!

  4. Knock, Knock.
    Who’s There?
    Doctor.
    Doctor Who?
    That’s a great show, isn’t it?

  5. Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Hedwig!
    Hedwig who?
    Stop stealing my lines!

  6. (some GoT spoilers)

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Varys
    Varys who?
    Varys all my hair?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Arya
    Arya who?
    Arya gonna open the door or do I need to use Needle?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Samwell
    Samwell who?
    Samwell save us from the White Walkers!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there
    Tyrion?
    Tyrion who?
    I get Tyrion all the Stark reunion scenes

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Dorne
    Dorne who?
    Dorne, I was really hoping that storyline was over

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Yara
    Yara who?
    Yara suspicious lot, ain’t ya?

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Euron
    Euron who?
    Euron on bridge, now get the f- off!

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Cercei
    Cercei who?
    Boom!

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    It’s Snow
    It’s Snow Who?
    It’s Snow use shooting; I’ll only come back next season

  7. Inari /

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woooooo!
    Woooooo who?
    Wow. No one’s ever been this excited to meet a ghost before!

  8. dr susan /

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hai!
    Hi who?
    No! Haikus…I said I’m much better at haikus.

  9. Great post! Have nice day ! :) 4huvh

  10. April, our panel of distinguished judges (okay, it’s us) declare you the winner.

    You win a book of your choice from our stacks.
    Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!

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