Posted by FanLit | Giveaway!, Thoughtful Thursday | 12 comments |
It’s been more than six years since we created SFF knock-knock jokes, so let’s try it again!
Create and share your own (must be original) SFF-inspired knock-knock joke.
The one that makes us laugh the hardest (or groan the most) wins a book from our stacks.
Here is a groan-worthy joke from our previous contest:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron away! The spiders are coming!
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View all postsAugust 10th, 2017. FanLit | Giveaway!, Thoughtful Thursday | 12 comments |
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson....
On a more serious note, well, shoot. I was torn between reading James by Percival Everett, or rereading Hard-Boiled Universe…
"Goodnight F***ing Moon?" Hahahahahahahaha!
Your intro had me laughing my f***ing a** off! Especially the Caterpillar!
Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn is my favorite fantasy series. It's fantastic. I've been holding off on starting The Last King…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thought Police!
Thought Police who?
We will ask the questions, you dog!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there??
Cow who interrupts.
Cow who interrupts……
MOOOOOOO!
It took my tired brain way too much time to get this one.
My kids have always loved the interrupting cow knock-knock joke. :)
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Dragon.
Dragon Who?
Dragon you out to the Joust!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
That’s a great show, isn’t it?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hedwig!
Hedwig who?
Stop stealing my lines!
(some GoT spoilers)
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Varys
Varys who?
Varys all my hair?
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Arya
Arya who?
Arya gonna open the door or do I need to use Needle?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Samwell
Samwell who?
Samwell save us from the White Walkers!
Knock, knock
Who’s there
Tyrion?
Tyrion who?
I get Tyrion all the Stark reunion scenes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dorne
Dorne who?
Dorne, I was really hoping that storyline was over
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yara
Yara who?
Yara suspicious lot, ain’t ya?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Euron
Euron who?
Euron on bridge, now get the f- off!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cercei
Cercei who?
Boom!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
It’s Snow
It’s Snow Who?
It’s Snow use shooting; I’ll only come back next season
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woooooo!
Woooooo who?
Wow. No one’s ever been this excited to meet a ghost before!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hai!
Hi who?
No! Haikus…I said I’m much better at haikus.
Great post! Have nice day ! :) 4huvh
April, our panel of distinguished judges (okay, it’s us) declare you the winner.
You win a book of your choice from our stacks.
Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!