Posted by Kat Hooper | Ray Bradbury | Thoughtful Thursday | 34 comments |
Wow. Just wow.
This has got to be one of the very worst book covers we’ve ever seen.
There are so many ways this is wrong.
Please help us rename this horrible cover, because it should not polluting this excellent story collection by Ray Bradbury.
The author of the new title we like best wins a book from the FanLit Stacks.
Got a suggestion for a horrible cover that needs renaming? Send it to me.
KAT HOOPER, who started this site in June 2007, earned a Ph.D. in neuroscience and psychology at Indiana University (Bloomington) and now teaches and conducts brain research at the University of North Florida. When she reads fiction, she wants to encounter new ideas and lots of imagination. She wants to view the world in a different way. She wants to have her mind blown. She loves beautiful language and has no patience for dull prose, vapid romance, or cheesy dialogue. She prefers complex characterization, intriguing plots, and plenty of action. Favorite authors are Jack Vance, Robin Hobb, Kage Baker, William Gibson, Gene Wolfe, Richard Matheson, and C.S. Lewis.
View all postsAugust 28th, 2014. Kat Hooper | Ray Bradbury | Thoughtful Thursday | 34 comments |
Oh, Marion, you say "but dark" as if it were a bad thing! 😂
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When I Said I Needed an Extra Pair of Hands
Perfect title: Tales of Ned the Narcissistic Centaur.
Oh geez – the cover needs to be re-done more than it needs a new name :-) But I like “Centaurs”
Narnia: When the Bodybuilders Poisoned Aslan
Hahaha, I wish there were a like button
Might of the Centaurs Might. With a side of Might.
The Centaur Ventriloquist: A Tale of Terror
Tail of Terror? LOL.
Hylaeus Rampant: An examination of 22nd century use of stylized puppetry in cross-genetic auto-erotica, with particular emphasis on Homo Equus’ use of color and form as influenced by early 20th Century Estonian saint parades and feast-day celebrations
The Giant Book of The World’s Worst Fantasy Stories.
Self-Portrait of the 60s Artist on LSD, Riding a Horse
Biceps Ad Infintum
“Satyriasis: A Cross-Generational Study.”
Case Studies of The Uses and Abuses of Autologous Stem Cell Transplants.
This Spell Went Badly Wrong
Pumping Iron; the Zoomorph Edition
CentARMS!
Centaurs R Us,
Deltoid Madness
Mirror of the Infinit: Centaurs
*Infinite
How about “The Centaur That Took Hand-Puppetry Too Far”
Electric Centaurs Sing the Body
The Fist Narcissist
On Extreme Narcissism in Centaurs by Androgenous Twofist
Biomorphism in Centaurs; A Study
My Hands, My Selves
“My Own Greatest Enemy: The Memoirs of a Professional Arm-Wrestler”
By Sam Turnfist’s Right-hand Man
‘His first anthology since surgery.’
Do Centaurs Dream of Anabolic Hooves
title: muscular fractal centaurs and other amazing tales
How about: The Strange Case of Penis Elbow.
The Buffest Centaur: An Epic Tale of Army Armicus and His Unwieldy Second and Third Torsos
Fear and Loathing in Alpha Centauri
I’m too sexy to have hands
Left or Right? The Bathroom Dilemma.
Christopher Murphy, if you live in the USA, you win a book of your choice from our stacks.
Please contact me (Marion) with your choice and a US address. Happy reading!
“Ballad of the Hybrid Knight Mare.”