A Nameless Witch by A. Lee Martinez
This silly little tale is about a beautiful witch who doesn’t have a name. When she was young she was taken in by an old ugly witch who educated her in magic spells and other witchiness. Part of her education involved learning how to make herself appear ugly with sloppy clothes, hair coverings, and warts, because nobody trusts a beautiful witch.
After the death of her mentor, the young nameless witch was on her own, though she acquired a few companions: an enchanted broom, a troll, and a demonic duck. After they settled into a friendly village, a brave knight came along and warned them that a goblin horde was approaching. The witch, her companions, and the knight teamed up to defeat the goblins and an evil magician who had plans to remake the world. During the process, the witch realizes she’s got the hots for the knight, but she worries she may eat him alive since she is starting to have some cannibalistic tendencies.
A Nameless Witch (2007) is a short and breezy story that trips along merrily without any pretensions. It has no depth and it doesn’t care. Some aspects of the story are amusing; the demonic duck is pretty funny and I liked the troll, too. But, as far as the plot goes, it doesn’t offer anything particularly interesting or new. I guess I’ve read too many stories about goblin hordes and evil magicians who want to destroy the world. Martinez’s characters are unique, and a couple of them are likeable, but they don’t make up for a dull plot and romance.
The audio version of A Nameless Witch (Tantor Audio) is nicely narrated by Ann Marie Lee.
If you haven’t read anything by A. Lee Martinez, I heartily recommend Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain. That story was hilarious and I loved it.
I appreciate his efforts, always, but his work is hit and miss with me too. Usually I just love his titles.